PUB-lic Humiliation

Tagline:
Hupit Productions is pleased to present another chapter of this exciting novel called LIFE!

Chapter 1
Cardenal "Top Shelf" and 2nd Floor faced off this weekend in the genteel city of London.

Chapter 2
Abs duly offended the ladies of the fairer floor by calling his former RCC dirty names. He paused from his slanderous speech to groom his hair, aided by his mirror-backed cell phone. In the meantime, a crowd formed to witness the fray.

Chapter 3
C-Bear seized this opportunity to recoup. Emboldened by a goblet of cider . . . half a strawberry beer . . . and a hefeweizen, she gave Abs a brutal tongue-lashing. Forced to concede defeat, Third Floor delegate Wei Wei had to perform a special trick for the entertainment of all.

Chapter 4
The fight was all in jest, however, and afterwards it was a merry party that trooped over to Madame's house with hot heels. Upon their arrival, they were made to understand that he lived in a backporch-cum-apartment, an LSE-provisioned luxury for which he was paying through the nose, in his neverending courtship with all manners of acronym anagrams containing these three magic letters. Is ESL his next stop?

Chapter 5
They also learned that Wei Wei is a lush (note the Stella Artois clutched protectively to his bosom).

Denoument
The night was still young. Reinforcements in hand and eyes aglow, they allowed Abs to escort them to his apartment two doors down. Sitting on the back deck, they spoke in hushed voices about politics, economics, and whether or not Catherine the Great met her death while having sex with a horse.

Back cover blurb:
Nights in London are beautiful. Is that you, Mary Poppins?

Patrick Hunt's crowning moment

(From the Stanford Report.)